IT'S A CRISIS of TITANTIC Proportions

Okay! I am in crisis mode! I seriously need help! I just polished off 1/2 of a box of Mothers Taffy cookies, very delish by the way.                                                

                                                                                                 

And now...
My belly hangs out past my boobs now (quote stolen from Tammy). I know what works, but I don't want to try anymore and I'm falling apart!

So now what?

I have NO IDEA!